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By Lucy There is a theory for human evolution called the “drunk monkey” theory. It posits that humans are genetically drawn to alcohol because, back when we were primates, the fruit that contains the most sugars and nutrients are also the ones that overripen and ferment quickly. So we learned to equate alcohol with nutrition.…
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By Lucy The first thing I did on Sunday was make yogurt. So, I’ve been really looking forward to buying Slate River Dairy for 2 reasons. The first is that they sell their products in old timey glass bottles, which is important to me and my quest to avoid single use plastics. I love yogurt,…
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By Lucy Paul is the first to notice that I’ve completely shattered. “Hello, Earth to Lucy. You’re quiet.” Of course Paul would notice. He’s the person I talk to the most, currently, partially because he’s also my editor. To an occasionally annoying degree; sometimes I’ll log on to my novel and write a couple paragraphs,…
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By Lucy This week was not good. I knew I was dancing on the razor’s edge, but that happens a lot. I was counting on the benefits refund for my spa visit coming in on Monday, but it was declined (I hit the wrong button or something, because I applied again and this time it…
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By Lucy Sleep was hard to find Saturday night. I fell asleep easily but was up again at 3. I had a bite to eat, played around on the computer a bit. Napped some more. Even thought I couldn’t fall asleep, I also couldn’t be awake; couldn’t make my brain focus enough to do more…
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By Lucy Hi, yes, this post is very, very late, and as usual Paul is always advocating for my readers and beating me about the head until I write something. Part of the delay was the break-neck speed of my emergency trip to Winnipeg that ended with me bawling on the grave of my great-grandmother,…
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By Lucy This is from the next week, but I’ll add it here where it’s relevant. Janessa was replaced by a boy named Jordan. I say boy… he’s young, but he’s smart. He keeps his mouth shut and his eyes open and he comments rarely but incisively. Not even a week into working with us,…
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By Lucy I lost interest in my gentleman caller already. I hadn’t really decided what my interest was in him… there was some chemistry there, but I’m sure I don’t want to engage in another relationship. And there was something about him that set off red flags in my mind. I’m sure I recall someone…
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By Lucy They cancelled Colbert. I almost started crying when I heard. It was like hearing someone had died. I screamed, confusing everyone in the lunch room, then I went outside and screamed some more. All the guys were having a smoke around the corner. “What are you losing your mind about?” Terry asks. “What…








